The climax of awards season has arrived — the Oscars! Before the awards are handed out, there’s the red carpet. We present to you a gallery of all the best red carpet moment at the Oscars!!!
Enjoy!
Actor Mark Ruffalo and his wife Sunrise Coigney. Ruffalo’s gone red carpet edgy with his blue tux with with black trimming. The less said about his lovely wife’s wrestling medal belt the better, though.
Jennifer Lawrence. Well at least we know it wasn’t the dress that made her late because it’s a) it’s Dior and she’s contracted to wear it so no last minute wobbles there and b) when she looked in the hotel mirror she saw this flawless image staring back at her.
Kerry Washington. We didn’t know there was going to be another Matrix film, but presumably this explains Kerry Washington’s warrior queen ensemble. Hopefully she’ll take the blue pill and the dress will change...
Photograph: Jeff Vespa/WireImage
Charlotte Riley and Tom Harding. All kinds of wrong here: Riley’s dress is very Dita Von Teese circa 2006 and Hardy’s goatee and sunglasses make him look as if he’s checking in on a budget airline en route to his mate’s stag do.
Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. NEVER LET GO. Rose and Jack if Jack had become a middle management accountant and Rose if she’d had to wrestle a wet seal in order to make a dress.
Pharrell. It’s the red carpet’s first male bare ankle! Yes, Pharrell gone full on mankle. In fact, with his bleached blonde hair and black brogues, he’s scoring very high fashion points
Rachel McAdams. Not into those creases unless they’re an homage to the intentionally creased Spotlight wardrobe. Also the Right Leg thing is so beta and that train is going to cause issues in the loo queue.
Julianne Moore has arrived in Chanel and giant Polo mint earrings which makes things a lot easier for the whole “get the Oscar look” industry which will be getting itself into gear in a couple of hours.
Photograph: Jim Smeal/BE
Charlize Theron. A navel-skimming V. Is that for risqué reasons or is she doing all she can to fulfil a diamond contract by drawing attention to that million-dollar medallion there?
Gaga scores a red carpet first with a dress* with its very own camel toe.*it’s technically more of a strapless jumpsuit with a train. And it’s very Little White Wedding Chapel.
Cate Blanchett is A Serious Actor and so it’s a bit of a surprise she’s gone a bit off script here: this Armani meets a turquoise Big Bird is a winner.
Olivia Wilde. We’ll get to the contoured cleavage and the missing bit of dress in a moment, but first let’s talk about how the bottom half of the dress is mimicking Snow White. There are the beginnings of a lamentable Disney trend for Oscars 2016. Shall we talk about the top half of this dress now? Let’s not.
Naomi Watts is wearing Armani Prive with Swarovski crystal stripes. It’s part glam rock, part midnight ocean vibes
Whoopi Goldberg. Sorry Elton, but Whoopi thinks Tarantulas and Taffeta is the new Tantrums and Tiaras
Actor Daisy Ridley has gone for Chanel, which is the sartorial equivalent of wearing a life jacket. It’s a safety move
Beasts of No Nation actor Abraham Attah was first to hit the red carpet and even though he’s 15 he’s gone FASHION. Evidence: the no socks and posh slippers. The tux is Dolce and the slippers are, ahem Toms (the ones that accountants wear at the weekend).
Charlotte Rampling. Are we allowed to like the dress given the circs? Or not. Because the beaded square-boob patch-pockets, the crew neck and the sleeves are sort of excellent. And the shoes are a bit like the emoji keyboard shoes. Wardrobe done, now can she sort out the other stuff?
Saoirse Ronan. We still can’t pronounce her name, but we’re loving Saoirse’s emerald green, Calvin Klein Little Mermaid dress. Do we have to start singing Under the Sea now? We’d rather not..
So Sian was the makeup artist on The Revenant, and we’re not sure who her plus one is but he definitely got the wilderness beard memo.
Alicia Vikander. BOOM. The actual Fashion has started. No word from Vikander’s people yet, but surely given her recent red carpet form this has to be by Louis Vuitton? Important things to note: it’s yellow, appears to have some sort of fancy embellishment on it and it’s a mullet hem.
Orlando Jones. Oh that’s sweet. Jones has done that thing where he’s pressed some leaves and had them varnished into a tuxedo jacket
Director of Winter on Fire, Evgeny Afineevsky, and producer Den Tolmor have arrived, with Den sporting a rare royal blue shade of tux with black lapels to mix it up. It’s a strong menswear look, although we still waiting for a Dennis Rodman circa 1997 to turn up.
Reese Witherspoon
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