Monday, February 29, 2016

21 Best Quotes of Chris Rock's at the OSCARS 2016


Over a decade ago, Chris Rock said he would only host the Oscars again if the awards ceremony confronted its lack of racial diversity.

“If there’s a lot of black people on it, I will host the show again,” he joked on the Late Show With David Letterman after hosting the Oscars back in 2005.

But more than ten years later, Rock is back to host the show for the second time.

Despite pressure to boycott the Oscars over its lack of racial diversity - not one black actor was nominated in any of the main categories this year - Rock has chosen to go ahead and address the race row head on.

Having already called the Oscars “The White BET Awards”, the 51-year-old comedian has never been one to shy away from issues of race, politics and relationships and is known for his razor-sharp candid sense of humour.


1. Welcome to the Oscars, otherwise known as the "White People's Choice Awards"

Chris Rock started the show as he meant to go on - with hilarious, but pointed, jokes at the 'sorority racism' of Hollywood

2. "Things are changing, we've got a black Rocky this year!And this is outstanding because Rocky takes place in a world where white athletes are as good as black athletes - it's a science fiction movie!"

This is true. He then said Star Wars was more realistic.

3. "Of all the girl-on-girl movies I've seen this year, Carol was the third best"

This was anger-inducing, but got a good chuckle. CAROL WAS ROBBED.

4. "How come only unemployed tell you to quit something? No-one with a job tells you to quit. I thought about quitting, I thought about it real hard but then I thought they are going to have the Oscars anyway and the last thing I need is to lose another job to Kevin Hart."

Strong words about #OscarSoWhite got everyone chucking.

5. "Jada's gonna boycott the Oscars? Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna's panties. I wasn't invited."

Oooops, This was a slight burn.

6. Hollywood is “sorority racist, like ‘We like you, Ronda, but you’re not a Kappa.’”

7. “You get mad that Will was this good and didn’t get nominated” [for his role in Concussion]. “It’s also not fair that Will was paid $20m to do Wild Wild West.”

8. “If they nominated hosts I wouldn’t even get this job so you’d be watching Neil Patrick Harris right now.”

9. "Robert De Niro’s never said, ‘I have to slow this acting down so Meryl Streep can catch up.’”

10. “You’re not allowed to ask women what they’re wearing any more. Everything’s not sexism; everything’s not racism. They ask the men more because they’re all wearing the exact same thing. If George Clooney came in a lime-green tux with a swan coming out of his ass they’d say, ‘What are you wearing George?’”

11. “This year, things are going to be a little different. This year, in the In Memoriam package, it’s just going to be black people that were shot by the cops on their way to the movies … yes I said it!”


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12. "You don’t pay taxes. They take taxes"

13. "Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know?"

14. "I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law."

15. "The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, “If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl.”

16. 've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day." 

17. "Ever see a list of the richest black people in the country? Oprah's on there. Cosby. Michael Jordon. Magic Johnson. Tiger Woods. Movie stars. But you can't get past number eight without running across a brother who just hit the Lotto jackpot last week."

18. "Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people." 

19. "Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders." 

20. "I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot." 

21. "So, you can say “black people have made progress”, but to say “black people have made progress” would mean we deserved to be segregated. The reality is: white people got less crazy."

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After two months in captivity, Gov. Dickson' sister regains freedom.

The younger sister of Bayelsa State Governor, Mr. Henry Seriake Dickson, has been rescued after spending over two months in the hands of kidnappers.
A statement issued on Monday by the Chief Press Secretary to the governor, Daniel Iworiso-Markson, said 26-year-old Nancy Dickson, was rescued on Sunday evening from her abductors without any payment of ransom.
According to him, “some of the kidnappers took to their heels while others were apprehended following a tip off on their hideout.”While calling on the people of the state not to succumb to the demands of ransom made by kidnappers, Governor Dickson assured that plans were underway to amend the Bayelsa State Secret Cult, Kidnapping and other Related Offences Prohibition Bill 2012 to proscribe payment of ransom in the state.
He stressed that the Bill when passed into law, would go a long way in putting a stop to kidnapping in the state. Dickson urged Bayelsans to take a cue from his personal experience with kidnappers when his aged mother was abducted in 2009 and efforts were made to secure her release without payment of ransom.
As part of efforts to stem criminal activities in the state, Governor Dickson said “a comprehensive security strategy would be launched soon to boost government’s policy of zero tolerance for crime and criminality.”He therefore advised anyone or group of persons who indulge in the unwholesome practice to turn a new leaf as the full weight of the law would be brought to bear on any culprit.



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Political Reasons why Ben Carson won't Suspend Campaigns

It seems like the only thing that’s guaranteed in this year’s election is the litany of punditry after every primary. This undiscussed industry has helped make politics more blood sport than democratic exercise.

It seems to get nastier at every turn, as campaign flacks dressed up as journalists line up to savage candidates whose campaigns they see as a threat to their preferred politician. Some have even gone so far as to question my faith, integrity or party loyalty because I won’t kowtow to their demands to step away from the primary process.

Is this what has become of politics in the world’s greatest democracy?

Whether establishment or outsider, conservative or moderate, a cottage industry has arisen around gaming and controlling the primary process. And that business is booming.

Unfortunately, these pundits have gotten too lost in the gladiatorial spectacle to see what truly matters: the will of “We the People” of America.

With every call to drop out, pundits and political operatives salivate over polling percentages -- as though the people they represent were commodities to be bought and bartered in the backrooms of D.C.’s exclusive political clubs. This mentality is driving voters away from the political system they have so long supported.

The commoditization of the electorate is precisely what drove me into this race. Hundreds of thousands of supporters drafted me to run, and hundreds of thousands more continue to push me onward. They do not belong to my campaign. On the contrary, my campaign is beholden to them. However, the gears that turn the political machine no longer recognize “We the People.” Instead they see a mass of voters to be prodded, lured or strong-armed into their camp.

Sadly, this juxtaposition of power isn’t just a product of election season, it’s the very nature of what our government has become, and what I intend to change. Career politicians are serving their special interests over the people who elected them, returning home often only to beg for money or votes.

I trust that the American people will soon wake-up and realize that leadership is not about how one speaks, but rather the life one leads.

My candidacy is about restoring the principles of self-government by running as a true citizen-statesman who is accountable to all and beholden to none.

A ballot cast for me is a vote for uniquely qualified and principled leadership; an innovative problem solver with sound judgment and solid plans for solving the myriad problems faced by American families and society; and a role model for future generations for whom the American dream needs to be restored.

I have run a campaign built around faith, integrity and common sense, because I believe that how we run this race is indicative of how we would run the country.

Despite what you may read in the media, millions of people have already stood up in agreement. This campaign has gained momentum, and I continue to be honored and humbled by the many people who put their faith in me.

On the day before the Super Tuesday contests -- so far only four states have had their say in this election and just five percent of delegates have been assigned -- I offer the people a different choice from the other candidates, one they deserve to be able to make for themselves, as they support the principles in which they really believe.

That is why I won’t listen as the pundits and politicians decree from on high. I refuse to play by Washington’s political rule book, or subjugate myself to the whims of the political class.

At times this decision has put me at a disadvantage, subjecting my supporters to underhanded tricks from other campaigns. No doubt my refusal to play the typical Washington games feeds into why so many D.C. pundits think I should leave the race.

Fortunately, it is not up to any pundit or political operative to pick our president. No matter how much they think they could do a better job than the American people, we know better, and they deserve better.

Our nation is best served when the people have free choice. If a reporter wants to change a person’s vote, they should give him or her a compelling reason, not take away their options.

It is a fundamentally undemocratic response to insinuate that people should be stripped of their choice “for the good of the party.” That’s why I’ve vowed to continue our campaign as long as we have revenue and support, until the people have decided.

It’s not vanity that drew me into this race. Like so many people across the country, my interest in this election comes from a deep concern over the future of our country.

It isn’t just the obvious problems that affect us all, such as education, our weak economy, our ballooning federal debt and our national security, including the expanding threat of ISIS. We must also be careful guardians of our liberty, fighting the influences of special interests and an entrenched political elite that believe they can decide elections for us.

The “Great Experiment” of American democracy has proven successful since our founding. Only “We the People” can ensure it continues to be so.

Many are starting to take a stand, refusing to allow the pundits and political class to continue to manipulate them, seeking instead to preserve life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all.

Ben Carson, M.D. is Professor Emeritus of Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins University and and a 2016 GOP presidential candidate. His policy plans are available at www.bencarson.com.


OSCARS: Full list of Winners and Nominees

Best original screenplay
SPOTLIGHT - WINNER!
Straight Outta Compton
Bridge of Spies
Ex Machina
Inside Out

Best adapted screenplay
THE BIG SHORT - WINNER!
The Martian
Room
Brooklyn
Carol

Best supporting actress
ALICIA VIKANDER, THE DANISH GIRL - WINNER!
Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight
Rachel McAdams, Spotlight
Rooney Mara, Carol
Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs

Best production design
Bridge of Spies
The Danish Girl
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - WINNER!
The Martian
The Revenant

Best make-up and hair
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - WINNER!
The 100-Year Old Man Who Climbed Out a Window and Disappeared
The Revenant

Best cinematography
Carol
The Hateful Eight
Mad Max: Fury Road
THE REVENANT - WINNER!
Sicario

Best editing
The Big Short
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - WINNER!
The Revenant
Spotlight
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Best sound editing
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - WINNER!
The Martian
The Revenant
Sicario
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Best sound mixing
Bridge of Spies
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - WINNER!
The Martian
The Revenant
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Best visual effects
EX MACHINA - WINNER!
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Best animated short
BEAR STORY - WINNER!
Prologue
Sanjay’s Super Team
We Can’t Leave Without Cosmos
World of Tomorrow

Best animated film
Anomalisa
Boy and the World
INSIDE OUT - WINNER!
Shaun the Sheep Movie
When Marnie Was There

Best supporting actor
Christian Bale, The Big Short
Tom Hardy, The Revenant
Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight
MARK RYLANCE, BRIDGE OF SPIES - WINNER!
Sylvester Stallone, Creed

Best short documentary
Body Team 12
Chau, beyond the Lines
Claude Lanzmann: Spectres of the Shoah
A GIRL IN THE RIVER: THE PRICE OF FORGIVENESS - WINNER!
Last Day of Freedom

Best documentary
AMY - WINNER!
Cartel Land
The Look of Silence
What Happened, Miss Simone?
Winter on Fire: Ukraine’s Fight for Freedom

Best short film
Ave Maria
Day One
Everything Will Be Okay
Shok
STUTTERER - WINNER!

Best foreign language film
Embrace of the Serpent
Mustang
SON OF SAUL - WINNER!
Theeb
A War

Best original score
Thomas Newman, Bridge of Spies
Carter Burwell, Carol
ENNIO MORRICONE, THE HATEFUL EIGHT - WINNER!
Jóhann Jóhannsson, Sicario
John Williams, Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Best original song
Earned It, Fifty Shades of Grey
Manta Ray, Racing Extinction
Simple Song #3, Youth
Til It Happens To You, The Hunting Ground
WRITING’S ON THE WALL, SPECTRE - WINNER!


Best director
Adam McKay, The Big Short
George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road
ALEJANDO GONZALEZ INARRITU, THE REVENANT - WINNER!
Tom McCarthy, Spotlight
Lenny Abrahamson, Room

Best actress
Cate Blanchett, Carol
BRIE LARSON, ROOM - WINNER!
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn

Best actor
Matt Damon, The Martian
LEONARDO DICAPRIO, THE REVENANT - WINNER!
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo

Best picture
The Martian
The Revenant
Room
Bridge of Spies
SPOTLIGHT - WINNER!
The Big Short
Brooklyn
Mad Max: Fury Road


The Revenant - 12 nominations - THREE WINS

Mad Max: Fury Road - 10 nominations - SIX WINS

The Martian - seven nominations

Bridge of Spies - six nominations - ONE WIN

Carol - six nominations

Spotlight - six nominations - TWO WINS

The Big Short - five nominations - ONE WIN

Star Wars: The Force Awakens - five nominations

The Danish Girl - four nominations - ONE WIN

Room - four nominations - ONE WIN

Brooklyn - three nominations

Hateful Eight - three nominations - ONE WIN

Sicario - three nominations

Ex Machina - two nominations - ONE WIN

Inside Out - two nominations - ONE WIN

Steve Jobs - two nominations


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Full story of Ese, the abducted Bayelsan Minor

On August 12, 2015, nothing indicated to Mrs. Rose Oruru, a food vendor in Opolo, Yenagoa Local Government Area of Bayelsa State, that she would soon face an ordeal over her 14-year-old daughter, Ese.

That day, she had gone to the market and left her four children at her shop. She returned to find out that her daughter, Ese, was allegedly abducted by one Yinusa, aka Yellow, who is one of her long standing customers.

Narrating the incident, the distraught mother said, “When I came back, the elder brother of Ese, Kevin, 16, said Ese had left the shop since 11am and had not returned. I enquired where she could have gone, but he said he did not know.
From there, I started looking for her, asking neighbours if they saw her, but they said they did not. As she usually sold food to northern artisans, I went to the place they usually gathered to find out if they saw Ese. But by the time I got there, they were in the mosque, so, I had to go back.

“After some minutes, I sent my son back to the place and directed that he should tell anybody he saw there that I wanted to see Yinusa. As the boy got there, one of them asked my son to tell me to come. When I got there, he said Yinusa, who is also called Yellow, told them he had sold his commercial tricycle and had gone home to Kano with my daughter, Ese. They told me Yinusa said he was taking Ese home to convert her to Islam to enable him to marry her.”

One Mohammed (aka Daidi) reportedly informed Oruru that Yinusa had taken Ese to Kano with an intention to marry her. She was 13 years old then.

Acting on the information, Oruru approached one Dan Kano, who not only confirmed the story, but also promised to take her to Kano to recover her daughter.

But Dan Kano reneged on his promise and sent one Rabiu to accompany the child’s mother to Kano instead.

On August 14, the anguished mother set for Kano. She and Rabiu arrived at the ancient city after midnight. In the morning, Rabiu took Oruru to the chief of a village in Tufa, Kura Local Government Area of Kano State.

Narrating her anguish amid sobs, Rose said the chief was furious with Rabiu for bringing her to Kano. He told them that Ese had been converted into Islam and renamed ‘Aisha.’ Not only that, the 14-year-old was married and that the child was no longer her daughter.

“He also informed us that Ese was in the custody of the Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, at the palace,” she stated.

Not cowed by the chief’s position, Oruru, in company with Rabiu, approached the Emir of Kano’s palace but met a stiff opposition by many youths, who pushed them out of the palace.

Oruru said Yinusa (the suspect), through phone calls, informed her that he did not kidnap her daughter as he took permission from one Dan Kano before he abducted her.

Sensing the impossibility of seeing her daughter or having an audience with the Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, Oruru said she broke down in tears and drew a lot of attention. On hearing her cries, an unnamed elderly man invited the police.

She added, “When the police arrived, they took me to Kwani Police Station in Kano, where my statement was taken and police officers accompanied me first to the Emir’s palace but we were prevented from entering the palace.

“The police then proceeded to the house of the Galadima of Kano, who stated that he did not know anything about the matter. The team proceeded to see the adviser to the Emir, who told them that he did not want to be involved in the matter and then we went to the Secretary to the Emir of Kano.

“The secretary informed us that the Chief of Tufa village got an approval from Kura Police Station to take the 14-year-old Ese to the Emir’s Palace.

“They said Ese is now a convert of Islam and if brought to her mother, she would not be able to talk or touch her, otherwise, either she (the mother) or Ese would die. He advised that we waited till August 17 to see the Emir.”

Mrs. Oruru recounted that on August 17, she was with the Divisional Crime Officer, a Police Inspector from Kwani Police Station, and the Chief of Tufa village at the palace where the Emir of Kano sat in council.

“I saw my daughter being brought in a black Sport Utility Vehicle with two police escorts and Yinusa was also present. When the case was mentioned, every other person was allowed inside except me. When the DCO returned from the Emir’s court, he informed me that the Emir of Kano asked us to go to the Sharia Court, which I objected to.”

Mrs. Oruru added that the police at Kwani, thereafter, transferred the matter to the State Criminal Investigation Department in Kano, where she was asked to go back to Bayelsa and report the matter to the Bayelsa State Police Command.

She further said, “We returned to Bayelsa on August 17 and we made a report at Ekeki Police Station, Yenagoa, and the matter was later transferred to State CID, Yenagoa.”

She stated that the police in Yenagoa made some arrests including Dan Kano, and a trip was embarked upon to Kano on September 2.

She said on the Kano trip were Dan Kano, K.C. Dahiru (the chairman of the Hausa community in Yenagoa), Mr. Charles Oruru (her husband) and two police officers from the State CID.

She said, “The team reported at the Kwani Police Station in Kano where another visit was made to the Emir of Kano.

“The Emir informed them that he had since August 26 sent a letter for the release of Ese to her parents.”

Ese’s mother lamented that despite all the efforts she, her husband, the police and others had made, as of February 23, Ese had not been released to them but still held hostage in Kano.

Ese’s father, Charles Oruru, struggled with tears as he narrated the pain and anguish he had gone through in trying to get his daughter back.

“We have tried all we could to get our daughter released to no avail. I am appealing to the Federal Government and the relevant authorities to intervene in the matter to get my daughter released. We do not want this to degenerate into a tribal crisis.”

The Orurus, in a bid not to leave any stone unturned, took the matter to non-governmental organisations, Kindling Hope Across Nations Initiative and Child Protection Network under the auspices of the UNICEF.

On what the NGOs have done so far, the Executive Director, KHAN Initiative, Mr. Kizito Andah, said after receiving the case, the organisation immediately swung into action by formally informing the Department of State Services.

He said several meetings were held in December 2015 with officers of the DSS, noting that the state security outfit made several promises to secure the release of the victim, but that up till date, Ese was still held hostage by the perpetrators.

Andah, who is also the Secretary, Child Protection Network, claimed that their coordinator also spoke with the Inspector-General of Police and the police boss gave his word that the girl would be returned to her parents. Yet, that had not been done.

He said, “On February 11, we also held a meeting with the Commissioner of Police, Bayelsa State Police command, on the above subject matter and our grievances on the attitude of some of the police officers, who had earlier worked on the case and their failure to secure the release of Ese were duly communicated.

“We strongly believe that Ese Oruru has not only been hypnotised but also recruited as a tool in the hands of a fanatical Islamic group in Kano State. Ese is only 14 years old and cannot give informed consent to marriage and is still being held hostage.

“Mr. and Mrs. Charles Oruru are petty traders who are putting in all efforts to meet the needs of their children. Securing the return of Ese would not only reaffirm our strong desire to continually protect our children, but also re-emphasise and stamp our indelible position against the acts of these culprits.”

Andah, therefore, called on all to join their voices to prevail on the Kano State Government and the Kano Emirate to urgently release Ese.

He demanded the prosecution of her abductors under the appropriate law and jurisdiction, saying the matter was of urgent national security and public interest.

Corroborating the position of Andah, the Chairperson, CPN, Mrs. Miriam Kombo-Eze, said they wrote letters to and met with many security agencies, including the Ijaw Youth Council over the matter.

Kombo-Eze said, “The man that took away this girl and his cohorts collect these girls, who are underage children of 12 and 13 years from this state, convert them to Muslims and their parents can’t do anything about them.

“They take permission from their leaders here in Bayelsa State. This is a national security problem.”

She said most parents had lost their children in similar circumstances and praised the parents of Ese for pursuing the release of their daughter.

She, therefore, urged parents to carefully monitor the kind of people that visit their homes and shops.

“Parents should be careful of the kind of persons they welcome to their homes. Everybody should be security conscious. We should be careful of the people that are around us. We are not trying to instigate anyone to take the law into their hands, what we are trying to do is to sensitise people to what is going on in the state,” she counselled.

Responding to the incident, the Police Public Relations Officer, Bayelsa State Police Command, Mr. Asinim Butswat, said on Thursday that it was a case of elopement, and not abduction.

Butswat, who spoke in a telephone interview, said based on their findings, the boy in question (Yinusa) told the police that he and Ese had been married.

But when reminded that Ese was only 14 years old, and 13 when she was abducted, Butswat said the police were of the position that the issue of marriage did not arise in the matter.

He said the Bayelsa Command was working closely with its Kano counterpart to secure the release of the girl.

The police spokesman said, “Based on our initial findings, it was not a case of abduction but that of elopement. Ese eloped with the boy (Yinusa) to Kano.

“Our operatives went for investigative activities in Kano and the boy in question said they were married. When our men went to the Sharia Council to secure her release, the council said they had not signed the necessary papers to let her go.

“With the age of the girl, she is not of age for marriage, so the issue of marriage does not arise even though reports indicate that the girl is happy being there.

“We want to assure the family that their daughter will soon be released to them. We are working closely with the Kano State Police Command to secure her release.”

The Turakin Kano, and Chief of Staff of the Emir of Kano, Alhaji Mamuda Sanusi, could not be reached as calls placed to his telephone line did not connect, while text messages sent to his line had yet to be replied to.

Last Friday, a police source in Kano, who did not want to be named because he was not authorised to speak on the matter, confirmed to one of our correspondents on the telephone that Oruru was taken to the Emir’s palace sometime last year.

The source said Yinusa had complained to the Emir of Kano after his relations had been arrested by the police, following complaints from the girl’s parents.

“The matter was referred to us by the Emir of Kano. The man said the girl had converted to Islam and followed him to his hometown in Kano. I saw the girl myself here at Zone 1 headquarters, but we did not do any investigation on the matter.”

The source, however, did not mention the name of the hometown, but stated that Oruru is with Yinusa and his family in Kano.

“The Emir said that since she voluntarily said she wanted to be a Muslim and had converted to Islam, her parents should not force her, and that even though she is a minor, she should be allowed to practise whatever she wanted to practise. It was the girl that followed the man; she was not taken by force. Although, as a 13-year-old then, she is a minor in the eyes of the law; she has no consent. If she was an adult, she has the free will to go wherever she wants to go. But there was nothing like kidnapping.”






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Best Red Carpet Moments at the Oscars 2016

The climax of awards season has arrived — the Oscars! Before the awards are handed out, there’s the red carpet. We present to you a gallery of all the best red carpet moment at the Oscars!!!
Enjoy!


Actor Mark Ruffalo and his wife Sunrise Coigney. Ruffalo’s gone red carpet edgy with his blue tux with with black trimming. The less said about his lovely wife’s wrestling medal belt the better, though.


Jennifer Lawrence. Well at least we know it wasn’t the dress that made her late because it’s a) it’s Dior and she’s contracted to wear it so no last minute wobbles there and b) when she looked in the hotel mirror she saw this flawless image staring back at her.


Kerry Washington. We didn’t know there was going to be another Matrix film, but presumably this explains Kerry Washington’s warrior queen ensemble. Hopefully she’ll take the blue pill and the dress will change...
Photograph: Jeff Vespa/WireImage


Charlotte Riley and Tom Harding. All kinds of wrong here: Riley’s dress is very Dita Von Teese circa 2006 and Hardy’s goatee and sunglasses make him look as if he’s checking in on a budget airline en route to his mate’s stag do.


Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. NEVER LET GO. Rose and Jack if Jack had become a middle management accountant and Rose if she’d had to wrestle a wet seal in order to make a dress.


Pharrell. It’s the red carpet’s first male bare ankle! Yes, Pharrell gone full on mankle. In fact, with his bleached blonde hair and black brogues, he’s scoring very high fashion points


Rachel McAdams. Not into those creases unless they’re an homage to the intentionally creased Spotlight wardrobe. Also the Right Leg thing is so beta and that train is going to cause issues in the loo queue.


Julianne Moore has arrived in Chanel and giant Polo mint earrings which makes things a lot easier for the whole “get the Oscar look” industry which will be getting itself into gear in a couple of hours.
Photograph: Jim Smeal/BE


Charlize Theron. A navel-skimming V. Is that for risqué reasons or is she doing all she can to fulfil a diamond contract by drawing attention to that million-dollar medallion there?


Gaga scores a red carpet first with a dress* with its very own camel toe.*it’s technically more of a strapless jumpsuit with a train. And it’s very Little White Wedding Chapel.


Cate Blanchett is A Serious Actor and so it’s a bit of a surprise she’s gone a bit off script here: this Armani meets a turquoise Big Bird is a winner.


Olivia Wilde. We’ll get to the contoured cleavage and the missing bit of dress in a moment, but first let’s talk about how the bottom half of the dress is mimicking Snow White. There are the beginnings of a lamentable Disney trend for Oscars 2016. Shall we talk about the top half of this dress now? Let’s not.


Naomi Watts is wearing Armani Prive with Swarovski crystal stripes. It’s part glam rock, part midnight ocean vibes


Whoopi Goldberg. Sorry Elton, but Whoopi thinks Tarantulas and Taffeta is the new Tantrums and Tiaras


Actor Daisy Ridley has gone for Chanel, which is the sartorial equivalent of wearing a life jacket. It’s a safety move


Beasts of No Nation actor Abraham Attah was first to hit the red carpet and even though he’s 15 he’s gone FASHION. Evidence: the no socks and posh slippers. The tux is Dolce and the slippers are, ahem Toms (the ones that accountants wear at the weekend).


Charlotte Rampling. Are we allowed to like the dress given the circs? Or not. Because the beaded square-boob patch-pockets, the crew neck and the sleeves are sort of excellent. And the shoes are a bit like the emoji keyboard shoes. Wardrobe done, now can she sort out the other stuff?


Saoirse Ronan. We still can’t pronounce her name, but we’re loving Saoirse’s emerald green, Calvin Klein Little Mermaid dress. Do we have to start singing Under the Sea now? We’d rather not..


So Sian was the makeup artist on The Revenant, and we’re not sure who her plus one is but he definitely got the wilderness beard memo.


Alicia Vikander. BOOM. The actual Fashion has started. No word from Vikander’s people yet, but surely given her recent red carpet form this has to be by Louis Vuitton? Important things to note: it’s yellow, appears to have some sort of fancy embellishment on it and it’s a mullet hem.


Orlando Jones. Oh that’s sweet. Jones has done that thing where he’s pressed some leaves and had them varnished into a tuxedo jacket


Director of Winter on Fire, Evgeny Afineevsky, and producer Den Tolmor have arrived, with Den sporting a rare royal blue shade of tux with black lapels to mix it up. It’s a strong menswear look, although we still waiting for a Dennis Rodman circa 1997 to turn up.


Reese Witherspoon


Best Red Carpet Moments at the Oscars 2016

The climax of awards season has arrived — the Oscars! Before the awards are handed out, there’s the red carpet. We present to you a gallery of all the best red carpet moment at the Oscars!!!
Enjoy!


Actor Mark Ruffalo and his wife Sunrise Coigney. Ruffalo’s gone red carpet edgy with his blue tux with with black trimming. The less said about his lovely wife’s wrestling medal belt the better, though.


Jennifer Lawrence. Well at least we know it wasn’t the dress that made her late because it’s a) it’s Dior and she’s contracted to wear it so no last minute wobbles there and b) when she looked in the hotel mirror she saw this flawless image staring back at her.


Kerry Washington. We didn’t know there was going to be another Matrix film, but presumably this explains Kerry Washington’s warrior queen ensemble. Hopefully she’ll take the blue pill and the dress will change...
Photograph: Jeff Vespa/WireImage


Charlotte Riley and Tom Harding. All kinds of wrong here: Riley’s dress is very Dita Von Teese circa 2006 and Hardy’s goatee and sunglasses make him look as if he’s checking in on a budget airline en route to his mate’s stag do.


Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. NEVER LET GO. Rose and Jack if Jack had become a middle management accountant and Rose if she’d had to wrestle a wet seal in order to make a dress.


Pharrell. It’s the red carpet’s first male bare ankle! Yes, Pharrell gone full on mankle. In fact, with his bleached blonde hair and black brogues, he’s scoring very high fashion points


Rachel McAdams. Not into those creases unless they’re an homage to the intentionally creased Spotlight wardrobe. Also the Right Leg thing is so beta and that train is going to cause issues in the loo queue.


Julianne Moore has arrived in Chanel and giant Polo mint earrings which makes things a lot easier for the whole “get the Oscar look” industry which will be getting itself into gear in a couple of hours.
Photograph: Jim Smeal/BE


Charlize Theron. A navel-skimming V. Is that for risqué reasons or is she doing all she can to fulfil a diamond contract by drawing attention to that million-dollar medallion there?


Gaga scores a red carpet first with a dress* with its very own camel toe.*it’s technically more of a strapless jumpsuit with a train. And it’s very Little White Wedding Chapel.


Cate Blanchett is A Serious Actor and so it’s a bit of a surprise she’s gone a bit off script here: this Armani meets a turquoise Big Bird is a winner.


Olivia Wilde. We’ll get to the contoured cleavage and the missing bit of dress in a moment, but first let’s talk about how the bottom half of the dress is mimicking Snow White. There are the beginnings of a lamentable Disney trend for Oscars 2016. Shall we talk about the top half of this dress now? Let’s not.


Naomi Watts is wearing Armani Prive with Swarovski crystal stripes. It’s part glam rock, part midnight ocean vibes


Whoopi Goldberg. Sorry Elton, but Whoopi thinks Tarantulas and Taffeta is the new Tantrums and Tiaras


Actor Daisy Ridley has gone for Chanel, which is the sartorial equivalent of wearing a life jacket. It’s a safety move


Beasts of No Nation actor Abraham Attah was first to hit the red carpet and even though he’s 15 he’s gone FASHION. Evidence: the no socks and posh slippers. The tux is Dolce and the slippers are, ahem Toms (the ones that accountants wear at the weekend).


Charlotte Rampling. Are we allowed to like the dress given the circs? Or not. Because the beaded square-boob patch-pockets, the crew neck and the sleeves are sort of excellent. And the shoes are a bit like the emoji keyboard shoes. Wardrobe done, now can she sort out the other stuff?


Saoirse Ronan. We still can’t pronounce her name, but we’re loving Saoirse’s emerald green, Calvin Klein Little Mermaid dress. Do we have to start singing Under the Sea now? We’d rather not..


So Sian was the makeup artist on The Revenant, and we’re not sure who her plus one is but he definitely got the wilderness beard memo.


Alicia Vikander. BOOM. The actual Fashion has started. No word from Vikander’s people yet, but surely given her recent red carpet form this has to be by Louis Vuitton? Important things to note: it’s yellow, appears to have some sort of fancy embellishment on it and it’s a mullet hem.


Orlando Jones. Oh that’s sweet. Jones has done that thing where he’s pressed some leaves and had them varnished into a tuxedo jacket


Director of Winter on Fire, Evgeny Afineevsky, and producer Den Tolmor have arrived, with Den sporting a rare royal blue shade of tux with black lapels to mix it up. It’s a strong menswear look, although we still waiting for a Dennis Rodman circa 1997 to turn up.


Reese Witherspoon